Thursday, July 30, 2009

Mexicanas Sin Ropa Follando

i am a weapon of massive consumption

are gregor jakob and boring. by 1 leave the club. yuk. yuk. It almost seems as if I had to teach them to teach the first of unbridled excess. whatever.

london is beautiful. unplanned walk. and shopping. Today, good tshirts purchased. boy george shirt to 2euro. oh yeah.
I've also found out that the music school across from our hotel but not just any run-down house is. there have Michael Jackson, Madonna and Grace Jones albums already recorded. the teachers are there to put out after a short google as a pretty competent people. of the cognitive Although I have nothing but nice to know anyway. I sure do benefit from the fact that the Indians in addition to our locally in a work like us. For the second time today we were eating there and we pay every time get there less. Sounds cool.


recommendation for Thursday / Friday turn:

never forget to appreciate your Internet connection. to meet in London I have to ask in this moment the first time the opportunity images of the hotel server online. why it works now and not before ... no idea. I think now just not too much about it and I'm satisfied.


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Recomendation Letter For A Soriety

I swine flu. you swine flu. he swine flu. to swine flu.

I have since flown in london. It really is quite a lot of great happened in the meantime, but the internet in Barcelona was not the best-> Upload photo became the hours of agony. Now I sit here in front of the laptop london and erm Well the internet is much much worse. so now a quick update of events. without proper claim to completeness and / or political:

first night after the last blog entry: drunk in barcelona. drunk girl group from the United States.
second afternoon on the beach. sunburn.
third Flights from Barcelona to Dusseldorf. after landing one by saying: ". we must not leave the airplane passengers have some fever health official on the way." well we express ourselves in front of the test and make it to leave the aircraft.
4th 10 minutes later I regret it.
5th since then I am half sick. Fair fever constantly. have none. So good but not swine flu. shit walk me anyway. extremly red noses from the permanent wipe. spontaneous attacks of sneezing extent of apocalyptic.
6th london is good. We live right in front of the start of the brick lane. police cars constantly driving past at our hotel. Greg is just full of drunk and acting as if he would shoot me. it was his birthday. I'm only a little drunk today. cheerleader. falco. at the drive in. even panic. German speaking generally much too much music. left but a call for home abroad. oh neeee. just kidding.

recommendation on wednesday:

do sit ups. Greg calls me at least the very purpose is to.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Felicity Shagwell Haur

"Moderation is a fatal Thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. "




TRASH! TRASH! TRASH!

trash
trash
trash
trash?
skater boy?
new shoes

trip report # 2: € our trip approaches more and more to the stereotype of a male to travel from Hollywood or on the model. great discussions and their level of need are not absolutely debatable. Here are some excerpts and funny situations since we are in barcelona:

the beach last night: a horde of drunken English speaking girl is sitting on the beach and Well (you know me) we are 5 meter next to her. of course they can ignore the incredible beauty of our group and therefore is not girl to girl extra striking patterns of the sea only to us then fall even more striking when. It takes 4 of these 20 meter walks until the first girl to us we have our legs or the accused. "Hey guys! How are you." "Fine. Thanks." from the time she speaks only to me and how the nciht are now suddenly three friends because of it. the next question she asks: "are you a good skater, "" erm no actually i havent been skating for years "" oh we just thought because you look like the perfect skater "" oh we talked about that before but you have to know that i dont normally wear caps. "" oh dont mssunderstand me. it was a compliment. "" thanks. (Triumphant pose) where are you from? "" Canada "" i really like the canadian music scene. "" Really? what are you listening to? "like Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne." oh fun. of course we had a talk about arcade fire, stars, broken social scene and metric. one of the girls tells us "at the moment i saw you guys i knew that you were like one of these people crazy artist hasch. ok good to know. Long live the clichés! In any case, the fly ladies unfortunately in the same night back home after 10 minutes and have to go away already. So they say goodbye and set off, but you realize that they whisper and after 20 meters turn a running back to me and says confused stuff ala "i know you and i find you great so i have to say goodbye correctly". Well you guessed it can then kissed me briefly. good story. isn't it? but somehow the universe has conspired against me and wants to impress me celibacy. but laura p. Guzy aka aka cute skater boy does not give up! I promise!
the rest of the evening was then similarly funny:
two drunken Spaniards me with two women marry off from russia wanted, but what I have noticed until much too late, because the two Spaniards could not speak English. embarresing a bit. but who cares. wars funny anyway.
then, the three fully drunk girl who had the desire to make obscene photos of himself. that is, two from the sea. slip down. forward bend down and shoot behind some can. great story. isn't it?
then the beer vendor / dealer of any software gave us his all to watch, because he hid from the police.
the few that will have our michael jackson covers or our presence by sex held.
the two drunken italo proles that we moved through the club. dance. dance. dance. no sex whatever.

worth further our running gag: We spend hours every night so that we devise scripts for porn. "Do you know what time it is? 11.30. No, its time to suck my cock." or the "wellcum to America" series. sounds bad. and it is. long live the trash. and people have become rich with even more mundane ideas. So lebensplanstatus24juli2009 becoming rich with porn and never leave this city again.












Thursday, July 23, 2009

Templates For Ballerina Shoes

Overdressed and Underfucked

Entry # 1: what happened so far:

on Thursday flew to Berlin. get up too early stage. but then had a flight a pleasant and relatively fast, the board found (fast for my relationships halt). tent etc. purchased. the sarah and Ingrid met at mcdonalds. completely drunk in the evening the twelves viewed. party. party. overslept the next day of course. bus missed. checked out too late. Hung. finally found the right train. is then stopped halfway. defective. back to berlin. this time over dessau trying to come to melt festival. done. but much later than planned. "Fortunately," the foals have been canceled, or I would have to send the German railway bomb. I lie alone at the campsite because I achieved neither Sarah nor ingrid. whatever.


i can definitely see myself opening a LAURA P. store
city ferropolis from iron
a (strange) girl has my name
in their lighter engrave let
transformers
its all so quiet
fever ray

boys noize vs erol alkan
lets all sit down
i finally got rid of my shoes
patrick
patrick
still patrick
hottest moment of my life

summarizes the festival: the whole was as a 72-hour video for Digitalism "home . Zone "the people do there so much determination and go off so incredible, almost exaggerated first day. Klaxons, Röyksopp, crystal castles, travis, Gossip, Simian Mobile Disco unfortunately aborted due to extreme rain unfortunately do with moderate and.. deadmau5. pity. you have to comment in any case, the crystal castles occurs. that was isolated as full and people were just crazy.'m located on the ground a few times. was afraid for my life. alice tossed around on the stage. fought with the micro to the head. was obviously completely to ge ... (habitually does cocaine?) that they knew virtually no texts, but that was also not matter. I have had throughout the concert all the time to beat the need somebody or really really kinky sex to have (so rape shit). These thoughts were after the concert to happiness away. leaving behind a really good occurs. aja and gossip were also very good. women, including outfit changes and hysterical in the first series. good thing.
second tag: whitest boy alive, animal collective, phoenix, fever ray, bissal bloc party, digitalism, boys noize & Erol Alkan.
during animal collective, I became autistic. Close your eyes and avoid interfering with anyone in contact. one of the best concerts I have ever seen. terrific. I actually thought that I can look after anything. but then I met nice girl from ulm. with this woman of my dreams. which then took me back into the real world and was the reason why I've looked at Phoenix. they have unfortunately lost on the way to fever ray. The whole thing is almost a metaphor for my whole life. I do not even have your name and then the remaining time of the festival looking at the running around after her, but they have not found. life sucks. life sucks (and then its over).
aja to the other acts: fever ray was great. phoenix better than expected. digitalism was terrific. new live show. more and more to a live band. Sounds cool and the new material sounds promising. Boys Noize and Erol Alkan were then of course, pure party. someday I'll be at 8 clock finally came into the tent. but could not sleep and have regrets that I stayed not even for ellen allien.
third tag: patrick wolf, le hammond inferno, Yuksek, Brodinski / oasis, passion pit.
patrick wolf was somehow the planned highlight of my festivals and was (17 uhr.erster act of the day) for the early time of very well. He can hang out for 1 hour, the diva. little things quiet play, but you must have at this time. yuksek was very very fat. Oasis were the same as 2005 at fq. arrogant and irrelevant. passion pit have proved that they also live are very good.

on monday I've finally Jacob and Greg made. berlin, of course, they were much earlier than I have in. as were all three do not in the position on Monday to have something to go out to eat at 8. On Tuesday, the other two berlin watched while I was painfully stick my extreme end festival garment washed. then go buy something else. Sorry, no time to inquire berlin ... well habs already seen in April.
now we are in barcelona. yesterday only around a bit drawn. then put into a park and there are the Greg and I are quite pretty destroyed. Well put details of others. for nostalgic reasons, we have seen just under that tree under which I am already sitting with the Steir. now we're sitting in the hotel room and are preparing for the first long trip in front of barcelona. Further reports will follow.
finally some pictures:


look at this fucking hipster

nothing better than sharing a room with naked dudes

pictures of me are great.
especially if most of my face is hidden.






smile like you mean it
grad Here we go in our room from

aja and we are currently the largest tower jumping-fans of the world. Although we have not seen any action because we are always on the road since, but all the qualifications. yeah. the most boring sport ever. yeah. and the tour de france. jaja the tour de france.

recommendation on thursday:

rulen smoking. no recommendation. nevertheless true.